The next morning while everyone was passed out, God picked up the empties and muttered, Let there be hangovers.Īnd lo, for the transgressions committed by Adam and Eve, the two were to be banished from the Garden. It was a pleasure neither of them could find without the other. He slid inside her, and she surrounded him. They had another drink and began to relax. Maybe they weren't meant to be joined as one. He tried to slide inside Eve, but her tightness only made them feel more separate. Try hugging her a little lower, the trouser snake hissed in Adam’s ear.Īdam followed the snake’s instruction. What was that?Īdam looked down at his erect penis. Eve felt something poke her in the stomach. Why don’t you hug to celebrate? the trouser snake proposed.Īdam and Eve wrapped their arms around each other. I think we just became one flesh, Adam said, pleased with himself. They brought their lips together for their first kiss. Adam’s mouth watered as his eyes traced over her curves. Eve stroked Adam’s toned bicep and licked her lips. They began to notice one another in ways they hadn’t been aware of before. The fruit of the Tree of Sexy Good Times made them feel silly. They’re twist tops, the trouser snake said. You should partake of the fruit of the Tree of Sexy Good Times.Ĭold bottles of hard apple cider grew on the branches in clusters of six.Īdam pulled down two and bit down on the glass, and almost chipped a tooth. Not at all, the snake hissed in his most soothing tone.
God just separated the woman from my rib. You should try it.Īdam and Eve looked nervously at one another. We’re becoming one flesh, the trouser snake said. The display intrigued Adam and Eve, so they asked, What are you two doing? In the tree was a trouser snake, the most perverted of all God’s creatures. They pushed the strands aside and discovered a lesser-known tree that God had made the Tree of Sexy Good Times. Shortly after the Lord God took one of Adam’s ribs and made Eve, the two were exploring the Beer Garden of Eden and came across a beaded curtain. In the fertile land the Lord God grew every beautiful tree with edible fruit, and He grew the Tree of Life in the middle of the garden and the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.
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